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HIGH GEAR/MAY 1977

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Die Unfrauen von Oberamgau

"Now listen to me, wimpeople!

If anyone asks, these are kilts, not skirts!"

Bahnhe

"First weigh yourselves plus your guns, then yourselves alone. Subtract your weight from the total, and you'll find out how much the guns weigh."

"No, we don't want to get into your bathhouse, sucker!"

If they won't buy us a beer, they're men. few Wait a seconds, then shoot!

Fleeing from a bank robbery, Jill Loppy shoots a sexist pig as a turkey and spring chicken (not shown) look on and two ducks (not yet metaphors for anything) take up space.

Jill Loppy and her band are captured by C.I.A. patriarchal thugs and railroaded to the front lines in Angola.

As they cross the border into Zaire, they are puzzled as to whether to shoot Anita Bryant whom they discover sleeping in a Katangan orange tree. She is a woman, but she is also a female impersonator!

No help having arrived from the Gay Task Force Lobbying Effort, Lavender Panthers, or Fort Hill Faggots, Jill Loppy weeps (strengthfully) as they of little (but not dimunitive!) faith. sleep standing up, and the dawter rises in the East as usual.

GOD, DO I HAVE TO PICK MY NOSE!

SCHULEL

I CAN HARDLY BREATHE!

I'LL BET IT WOULD COME OUT IN A HEALTHY SOLID CHUNK!

I WONDER IF HE COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF MY FLICKING IT OFF OF MY FINGER?

RESTAU

TAUTERIO

AUSTEAN

RESTAUR ION,

AUSTERI

Now?

Now?